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Croation Flood 

when u dont ejaculate for a month and then have sex with a croation chick, thus cumming in her mouth and flooding her esophagus
Last night Tina died from a croation flood.
Croation Flood by justin maturo September 24, 2007

Croation Cum Sock 

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
Croation Cum Sock by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

non-creation 

The opposite of creation
A pain in the arse of creotards like Ken Ham
Evolution = Non-creation
non-creation by ThomasX February 13, 2014

Croatian Sensation 

A person who is beast in anything they do. Also the best looking.
Croatian Sensation by Joemannn April 30, 2016

croatian cock 

Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.
There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.

once you go croatian

Once you go Croatian
You forget about the rest of the Nations!
Once you go Croatian - Nicole went Croatian and she forgot all about the rest of the Nations!