Crisp packets 

Ejaculating into salty crisp packets as an alternative to the female form

The back of Andy's Tesla is full of crisp packets - and they're all stuck together.....looks like he's been using the crisp packets again!

Crisp packets by Lexicostatistical March 10, 2021

Crisp packet 

To find the top corner of a football goal

Ben found the crisp packet with the outside of his right boot

Crisp packet by Ridz123 June 10, 2018

not on my side of the crisp packet 

A way to decline something that you wouldn't like to happen .

"Davids having christmas party are you going to have one?"
"not on my side of the crisp packet"

not on my side of the crisp packet by thegirlwhoannoysfriends December 11, 2019

crisp packet 

an alternative to using a condom

'please can we have sex'
'no - I haven't got a condom'
'that's ok - I have a crisp packet we'll use that instead.

crisp packet by Michael Mmnjembe December 22, 2008

Crisppacket

Annoying as shit person who's bad at jokes. Looks like a rooster cuz of his hair cut.
He will most likely try to be the best at something he is the worst at.

(Ex: Trash at being a comedian but does it at the Talent Show)

PS: Most likely has a CRUSH ON YOU

Person 1: Did you see that guy with the rooster haircut at the Talent Show yesterday?
Person 2: Oh YHHHHHH!!!!! That's Crisppacket!

Person 1: His jokes were terrible
Person 2 : He's a trash comedian

Crisppacket by da real mrs moon November 22, 2022

packet of crips 

Irish way of saying packet of Potato Chips. These are called crisps in Ireland but are often pronounced and sometimes even written as Crips with the middle s silent.

Calling them crips also particularly often happens in pubs/bars.

Talking to a barman: Pint and a packet of Crips please.

packet of crips by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026