cripple

1) to be severely messed up due to consumption of drugs (mainly pot unless otherwise specified); 2) to be in the act of or have the desire to perform a task (usually relating to drug consumption); 3) (as a noun) a state of being

1)
When dealing with pot: "wow that last bowl crippled me to the belt"
When dealing with other drugs, the drug must be specifically mentioned: "last night was out of control, i was so crippled drunk that i fell down a flight of steps and then urinated myself"
2)
"dude hurry up and cripple that joint so we can go inside and feast mcdonalds"
"there is no sense in even trying to talk to Ronnie, he has been crippling the beer bong all night and is too messed up to form coherent thoughts"
3)
"look at Pedro, that last hit turned him into a cripple"

by tom prough October 30, 2003

cripple

an insult to use to ones friends when they are unable to do something.
or said when a disabled person is seen

'are you a fuckin cripple?!'
or
'i'd hate to be a cripple'

by 106_joN March 27, 2005

Cripple

A kneeboarder. Someone who rides a board on their knees as if their legs don't work.

Cripples are second only to goat boaters.

by b j p January 13, 2010

cripple

A severely funny looking person due to deformities or the way they were born

OMG look at da cripple he is sooooo funny looking! also known as retard

by Beavis_rfc May 29, 2005

Cripple

If by whatever you said you meant it's a filthy retarded cripple that is inferior to anyone without a binder.

The cripple has a binder full of information outlining the ways in which it is retarded.

Guy 1 "Hey, can I see your binder?"

Guy 2 "I don't have a binder. I'm not a retarded Crippycrapable."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2020

Cripple

1. A member of the street gang, known as "the crips"

2. Someone you exagerate the importance of due to their loss and/or use of extremities.

3. A object or situation of inferior quality (EX: dude this party is so cripple)

Yea, my brother is so cripple, he just plays D&D all day.

by rudeheadmcdermont August 17, 2008

Cripple

A person who comes to school on crutches and people call them crippled whenever they are around

Wow that person is crippled

by StormieGirl1850 November 2, 2018