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Creepin The Book

The act of stalking someone on facebook
Examples

What you doing tonight man? Oh nothin just creepin the book for some ladies

creepin the book

stalking people on facebook for hours on end. usually you do not know the person and you stare at their pictures and want to suddenly be friends with them. it is just a symptom of the excessive use of facebook.com
creepin the book by ecoch March 27, 2009

Creepin' the Book.

Stalking known or unknown persons on Facebook for any extended amount of time.
"Man, I'm late for work, but I can't stop creepin' the book."

-"What'd you do all night?"
-"Eh, I crept the book, found some new friends"

Creepin the Book

V.

to stalk a person via Facebook
guy 1: Happy birthday.
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book
Creepin the Book by KJandrists December 9, 2008

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026