Creeper Weed 

This term is used to describe weed that is so killer that it will take at least 5 minutes to start to feel the effects.Once you are stoned you will lose at least 1 hour of your life staring at the ceiling of your house.

Stoner #1: Dude this weed didn't get me high.
Stoner #2: Wait a few minutes Bro, this is some Creeper Weed.

Creeper Weed by Mojo Maniac August 19, 2008

Creeper Weed 

This type of marijuana is sometimes very hard to come by and usually pretty expensive, but it is worth every penny. You have to put this weed in a jar or a very thick container because the smell of skunk is so strong, zip lock bags just will just not work when trying to hide this stench. The buds of the creeper weed break off the stem and break up like a hot knife through butter and your hands will smell like skunk for days to come. And furthermore, when you smoke this weed you wont even feel the effects for a while, you'll think you've been ripped off, but then it will hit you, at 420 mph, and you'll know, you've meet The Grim Creeper.

Person 1-"Dude, did you get sprayed by a skunk?"

Person 2-"Naww man, you can smell it? Its this creeper weed I bought, $400 an OZ"

Person 1-"Damn bro let me see it"

Person 2-"Ok, wow check out these buds man, so orange its crazy, its so sticky bro, we gotta smoke this.

Creeper Weed by DetroitSmoker313 July 22, 2009

Creeper Weed 

An amazing type of weed. It takes a few minutes before you feel it...but once it happens it's like you were hit by a train...of highness.

Person 1 - I feel like I'm going to pass out.
Person 2 - That's because you smoked some creeper weed!!

Creeper Weed by Green_hen October 16, 2009

creeper weed 

A much stronger version of weed

weed smoking high

"Hey I have some creeper weed, you up for it?"

creeper weed by T0xic pikachu December 25, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019