Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016

The alliance cream cheese bagel

When you nut in a cup, mix it until it’s a cream cheese texture and serve on a bagel to your woman.

Remington gave his wife the alliance cream cheese bagel on their honeymoon.

by Hitler9 February 2, 2026

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

Bagel with Cream Cheese

When screwing a bitch that is somewhat chunky, squeeze the area around her belly button into a circle, to resemble the shape of a bagel, then as you cum, spread it with the tip of your dick around the bagel you have created on her torso.

I was fucking that fat bitch Sally last night. The bitch was complaining she was hungry, so I gave her a bagel with cream cheese to hold her over.

by Jersey DMP September 30, 2008

Poon Bagel with Cream Cheese

When a guy fucks a jewish girl then cums all over her pussy.

Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific

by King of Poon January 7, 2009

Bagel with cream cheese

5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.

Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."

Max:"It's all in the practice."

by BURR!2 May 13, 2011

Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese

When a guy busts a nut on his tummy and then squeezes around the naval to make it look the outside part of a bagel and then has someone lick it off!

Matt jizzed on his belly and squeezed around the naval. Paula asked why he was doing that and Matt said its a Bagel with Jersey Cream Cheese. Paula was hungry so she just licked it off.

by PBare & MPBhaus October 17, 2008