Crayon Eater 

A derogatory term used to identify US Marines, often used by the other branches who feel inferior to mock their supposed stupidity.

Chair Force Guy: You serve?

Jarhead: Yes.

Chair Force Guy: What unit?

Jarhead: 2nd Tank Battalion, Iron Horse.

Chair Force Guy: Ah a Crayon Eater, that would explain why the little bus dropped you off earlier.

Crayon Eater by MackDaddy69 May 8, 2019

crayon eater 

(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.

Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!

crayon eater by E wanting O August 12, 2011

Crayon Eater 

Nickname for a UK army cadet given to them as most, if not all, are idiots who do not understand that crayons are not food. Yes Jimmy this im talking about you, and i know it was just once but you still did it.

Look at that crayon eater over there. What a wierdo

Crayon Eater by Fjfjfjfhfjfhfjfhfh June 12, 2018

Crayon eater 

A titan from Destiny 2 who loves to sprint around destroying the crucible with his shotgun and anteus wards while eating crayons.

-Ada one's only fans leak is such a crayon eater.
-I think that he has 7000 kills on his felwinter's lie

Crayon eater by BruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruh. June 4, 2020

Crayon Eater 

A term used by Rhymestyle for Kid Buu in Dragon Ball Fighterz.
It is also used for any Kid Buu mains like Cloud805.

Guy 1: who do you main in fighterz?
Guy 2: Kid Buu
Guy 1: fucking crayon eater!

Crayon Eater by Itachi_Uchiha March 20, 2021

Crayon Eater 

A person who degen trades NFTs on the internet!

A person who eats crayons & gets rich!

I love to eat crayons; you can call me a crayon eater.

Crayon eaters are GMI; Luchi gives away all his trade secrets!

Those who trade together, eat crayons together. -Crayon Eaters

Crayon Eater by PrincessNFT February 28, 2022

Crayon eater 

A term given to, and embraced by retail traders, by Trey(a USMC Officer) - of Trey's Trades (a popular YouTube site discussing stock trading for everyday people). Often used to answer questions beleived to be f.u.d. (material articles promoting fear/uncertainty/doubt), questions about personal strategy, or questions soliciting financial advice (retail traders and people who are not licensed financial advisors should not give financial advice lest they become liable for the outcome)

*someone on facebook*

"So whats your exit strategy?"

*retail investor*
"Me? I'm a crayon eater. You see this crayon? Ima fucking eat it."

Crayon eater by Krispycannon June 28, 2021