crap in a hat

A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.

Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.

crap in a hat by Turd Furgusen November 7, 2005

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crap in a hat

excretion in any type of headgear

when your beeing chased by evil things

crap in a hat by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004

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