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An adjective to describe wrinkled, bunched up old pussy lips. A cross between crumpled and menstrual cramps (related to the woman's age.)
I was just about to fuck this cougar that I picked up in the bar the other night, when I slid down her panties and saw the nasty crampled pussy.

I love fuckin that crampled old MILF pussy. Too bad it's your mom's. Heh.
by sc0ner June 13, 2010
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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