crampled

An adjective to describe wrinkled, bunched up old pussy lips. A cross between crumpled and menstrual cramps (related to the woman's age.)

I was just about to fuck this cougar that I picked up in the bar the other night, when I slid down her panties and saw the nasty crampled pussy.

I love fuckin that crampled old MILF pussy. Too bad it's your mom's. Heh.

by sc0ner June 13, 2010

Crample

The unfortunate moment when your anus cramps while playing good ol' rugby with your mates.

Matt: Duude, I got a bad case of Crample last game, can you fill in for me?
Robert: Sure man, hopefully I don't get Crample too.

by NigNogTheBeaner June 13, 2018

crampling

The act of crushing sea shells on a sandy beach with ones foot, thus enabling the creation of more sand.

Crampling is my favourite thing to do on a beach. I just love being responsible for creating more sand!

by f_unkymunky October 31, 2017

Crample

To feel claustrophobic, or cornered.

I'm in such an uncomfortable situation! I feel so crampled.

by tiffanoin January 8, 2017