cradle robber

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))

Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word

by mike xie February 09, 2007

cradle robber

One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.

Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.

by B-Raff May 30, 2006

cradle robber

a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent

wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

the cradle robber

When a guy is fucking a pregnant woman and penetrates the baby as she is giving birth

Hurry up and give birth to this baby, i want to be the cradle robber

by Jake Luc September 09, 2007

San Franciscan Cradle Robber

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby

Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!

by SexualDeviant June 05, 2009