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crack rental 

the loaning of ones transportation to a drug dealer after intense contract negotiations. Used when one requires more drugs than they had money for. Not for the married or those who don't own the car as it is never returned as there is no deadlines.
Man I've done spent my check. How will I get more crack? Hey Pookie look I ain't got no money, but how about a crack rental for a couple of rocks?
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crack rental 

A car rented to go buy drugs with. Useful to avoid seizure of one's own property if caught by police. As seen on COPS.
Is this a crack rental, ma'am?
crack rental by jake5443 July 19, 2004

crack rental 

When a drug user rents a vehicle to another person in exchange for crack or in exchange for money to be used on crack. The drug doesn't necessarily have to be crack and the time can run from a set period to a more or less indefinite one. The most common disputes crop up when it turns out the vehicle is stolen, the rentee never returns the car (under the assumption the renter won't report) or the renter reports that the rentee stole the vehicle despite the agreed rental.
Crackhead: I need some jacks right away.
Dealer: Well, then you gots to pay.
Crackhead: I'm broke, but you can take my car for the weekend.
Dealer: You wanna do a crack rental? Alright, deal. Here ya go **hands over the rock**
Crackhead: Boo-ya! Time to chase the dragon baby!
crack rental by jackasher April 28, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026