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crack rental 

the loaning of ones transportation to a drug dealer after intense contract negotiations. Used when one requires more drugs than they had money for. Not for the married or those who don't own the car as it is never returned as there is no deadlines.
Man I've done spent my check. How will I get more crack? Hey Pookie look I ain't got no money, but how about a crack rental for a couple of rocks?
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crack rental 

A car rented to go buy drugs with. Useful to avoid seizure of one's own property if caught by police. As seen on COPS.
Is this a crack rental, ma'am?
crack rental by jake5443 July 19, 2004

crack rental 

When a drug user rents a vehicle to another person in exchange for crack or in exchange for money to be used on crack. The drug doesn't necessarily have to be crack and the time can run from a set period to a more or less indefinite one. The most common disputes crop up when it turns out the vehicle is stolen, the rentee never returns the car (under the assumption the renter won't report) or the renter reports that the rentee stole the vehicle despite the agreed rental.
Crackhead: I need some jacks right away.
Dealer: Well, then you gots to pay.
Crackhead: I'm broke, but you can take my car for the weekend.
Dealer: You wanna do a crack rental? Alright, deal. Here ya go **hands over the rock**
Crackhead: Boo-ya! Time to chase the dragon baby!
crack rental by jackasher April 28, 2009

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026