by john james April 14, 2006
Get the Crack Monkeymug. by jamie April 14, 2006
Get the crack monkeymug. What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.
Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.
by Jodi S March 2, 2008
Get the Crack Monkeymug. A monkey who is addicted to crack cocaine, characterized by agitated delerium, feelings of restlessness, and exhibiting compulsive and repetitive patterns of behaviour, mostly in an effort to get more of the drug.
Scientists studying the effects of crack cocaine often use monkeys as the subject of their studies.
Scientists studying the effects of crack cocaine often use monkeys as the subject of their studies.
I must be in love because since I gave him my email address, I've been checking my email like a crack monkey.
by Alena W. April 14, 2006
Get the Crack Monkeymug. by funguy2568 July 24, 2022
Get the Crack Monkeymug. by Dniworrom May 15, 2008
Get the crack monkeymug. A person that exceeds idiotness. Someone that thinks you're oblivious and stupid when they are actually dumb as a box of rocks that have been stuck in a blender then tossed in the toilet then took out then incenerated.
Gosh, Dylans a crack monkey. He likes to grunt and moan at random times then criticises you for telling him to shut up.
by King LaQuifa November 12, 2019
Get the Crack Monkeymug.