crack cock

Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.

"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"

crack cock by Natasha Koshka February 22, 2008

crack cock

The unusually flaccid penis a male develops after the consumption of many drugs. This is typically accompanied by (1)frequent trips that the toilet that result in unsuccessful attempts to urinate and (2) inability to arrive at an erection despite being extraordinarily horny (see also blue balls)

A similar phenomenon occurs in females called crack cunt.

"I have crack cock so bad I stood at the urinal for five minutes and only pissed a single drop."

crack cock by ariesjow August 24, 2005

crack cock

Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.

"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"

crack cock by thesaurus_rex February 22, 2008

cock crack 

hot chick you can't control yourself around. A drug for your dick. All you wanna do is fuk.

Damn she's a fukin cock crack hottie

cock crack by tycoon November 20, 2006

cock the crack 

To place the male reproductive organ into the anus of another.

"Yo Coby, you see that girl over there. I want to cock that crack!"

cock the crack by Dingo February 24, 2003

Ass Crank Cock Stank 

When you give a girl anal, pull that shit out and make her take a whiff of your dominance.

Ass crank cock stank

Ass Crank Cock Stank by CottNPickNNigger September 30, 2017

cock crank 

homemade redneck contraption for stretching the penis, many have built them, few admit it.

Bit quiet over yonder trailer tonight Ed..
Yup saw Jessy heading in with what looked like a cock crank
Jeez them cock crankin' crazies, still keeps em out of mischief

cock crank by chilli ring November 12, 2009