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crab fishing 

Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).
"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."

crawfishing 

Backing out of a commitment or situation, especially when it doesn't go your way.
As a crawfish walks backwards when threatened or attacked.
crawfishing by Brad Watkins September 9, 2003

Crayfishing 

Jerry said he was going to sell me his car for a deal, and now he's crayfishing on me!
Crayfishing by sassy cakes October 18, 2010

Crapfishing 

Deliberately posting inaccurate information online for the purpose of humour, with the aim of getting lots of comments and reactions from people who a) don't get the joke, or b)do get the joke but feel compelled to comment in a way that lets other people who got the joke know that they too got the joke and are thus smart, funny, sexy, handsome etc...
Oh look, Dave's just posted how Darth Vader is his favourite Star Trek Character because he's such a positive role model for disabled people. Looks like he's Crapfishing again.

Crawfishing 

When a man lies to you about his penis size
He was crawfishing Lakell, the dick pick he sent to him was fake
Crawfishing by Little Chola March 15, 2022

Crawfishing 

When a man lies to you about his penis size
The guy my friend Lakell was seeing was crawfishing him, the dick pic he sent was fake!
Crawfishing by Little Chola March 15, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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