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crab fishing 

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The act of going on a night out with the intention of sleeping with as many prostitutes as possible, risking many things including the contraction of many STDs.
Guy 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.
Guy 1: Sweet
crab fishing by WillT June 7, 2007
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crab fishing 

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Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).
"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."

crawfishing 

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Backing out of a commitment or situation, especially when it doesn't go your way.
As a crawfish walks backwards when threatened or attacked.
crawfishing by Brad Watkins September 9, 2003

Crayfishing 

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Jerry said he was going to sell me his car for a deal, and now he's crayfishing on me!
Crayfishing by sassy cakes October 18, 2010

Crapfishing 

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Deliberately posting inaccurate information online for the purpose of humour, with the aim of getting lots of comments and reactions from people who a) don't get the joke, or b)do get the joke but feel compelled to comment in a way that lets other people who got the joke know that they too got the joke and are thus smart, funny, sexy, handsome etc...
Oh look, Dave's just posted how Darth Vader is his favourite Star Trek Character because he's such a positive role model for disabled people. Looks like he's Crapfishing again.

Crawfishing 

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When a man lies to you about his penis size
He was crawfishing Lakell, the dick pick he sent to him was fake
Crawfishing by Little Chola March 15, 2022

Crawfishing 

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When a man lies to you about his penis size
The guy my friend Lakell was seeing was crawfishing him, the dick pic he sent was fake!
Crawfishing by Little Chola March 15, 2022
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