coulier

Refers to a male genital organ of bestial, python-like proportions. Derived from famously well-endowed actor/comedian Dave Coulier (rumored to be packing 17 inches).

Girl 1: Look at those pants
Girl 2: Whoa..he's..bulging
Girl 1: Seriously
Girl 3: Omg, definite coulier

by Samuel Dalembert December 13, 2003

Coulier Cooler

After having hot, sweaty sex with a girl, you go to the fridge and grab a cup of your pee that you've been refrigerating all day. Then, you go back to the girl and say "You look hot baby. Let me Coulier you off" and throw the cup of pee in her face.

I brought that bigger girl from the bar home last night, and she was such a sweaty pig that I had to give her a Coulier Cooler after we banged.

by DaveCoulier59 May 29, 2012

The Dave Coulier Effect

Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.

The HR guy drives me nuts! He's suffering from The Dave Coulier Effect.

by Juldean Schneichek June 29, 2019

Dave Coulier Situation

When a homosexual, either male or female, wants to engage in a sexual act with a heterosexual that is not interested in such activities or behavior.

Male- "I had a Dave Coluier Situation last night with my buddy's roommate."

Female- "This girl was staring at me all night, it was a real Dave Coulier Situation."

by Hangin Outcast March 27, 2013

Coulter's Law

From Ann Coulter: The longer we go without being told the race of the shooters, the less likely it is to be white men.

I heard about a horrible crime, but nothing about who did it. By Coulter's Law, it wasn't a White man.

by anonymous June 15, 2021

cp coulter

cp coulter is the pen name for the author of the widely read Glee fanfiction "Dalton." It's main character is Kurt Hummel, who transferred to Dalton Academy in the "Furt" episode of glee but the story continues on a completey original path from that point onward. cp coulter has made over thirty original characters for Dalton and is known to the fandom and her characters as Mama CP.

Ex: cp coulter's fic is so amazing, I can't wait for her to update!
Ex: Have you read Dalton by cp coulter, yet?
Ex: I think cp coulter should get dalton made into a soap opera or have it published!

by Just Doing Stuff XD December 16, 2011

friend of courier six

Euphemism for a person who is transgender.

"Yeah but, is she a friend of courier six?"

by Sock_Mom June 14, 2021