2 definitions by DaveCoulier59

1. Another name for a brothel.

2. A hotel frequented and used by whores.
Ranger Joe is feeling horny, so he's going to head on down to the Whoretel and get some ass.
by DaveCoulier59 March 1, 2012
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After having hot, sweaty sex with a girl, you go to the fridge and grab a cup of your pee that you've been refrigerating all day. Then, you go back to the girl and say "You look hot baby. Let me Coulier you off" and throw the cup of pee in her face.
I brought that bigger girl from the bar home last night, and she was such a sweaty pig that I had to give her a Coulier Cooler after we banged.
by DaveCoulier59 March 1, 2012
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