Correct English

Correct English is term used by ignorant people to describe any local deviation in syntax, grammar and pronunciation throughout the wide variety of examples of the uses of the modern English Language. "Correct English" in fact, implies nothing of value, since English, as a language, is English and though I'm using English right now, I call it a fucking Elevator, not a Lift, because I am an American.

James: Hello, sir.

George: Thank you for using Correct English so I can understand you sir!

James: Thank you for bieng an ignorant asshole. It is a tangible example to me of the need for a higher quality of education in the world.

George: Your welcome?

Correct English by WordSmithWhoLearnedIt September 2, 2009

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Correct English

The use of the english language without any slang or improper grammer. This is excluding add-on's such as the following:
Forshizzle
Negro
Nizzy
Kizzy
Fershizzy
Bobizzy
and other 'gangster' slang or anything Snoop Dawg may say.

George: Hello sir! How are you today?
James: I am fine, how about yourself?
George: I am fine as well! Good bye friend!
James: Good bye!
George: Thank you for using Correct English so I can understand you sir!
James: Not a problem!

Here is englinsh when its not used correctly

Shoquifa: Yo' Bitxch! Wher' yo' azz bee!?
Nalatifa: Aw hewll naw! Hewll naaaaw! I know's yous forshizzin' azz aint talkin' to me hoe!
Shoquifa: Hewll yeas I was!

Correct English by Steve Collins February 26, 2006

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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