A man so desperate for popularity and pussy (Usually named Ryan) that he kicks his friends out of the boys so he can have them to himself. he also tends to make up false rumors and is almost allways a fatass
Ew gross did you see that kid ryan? Yeah man he really is the corporal of cucks did you hear about that horrible rumor he made up about that cool kid Tanner.
by Jtanner4444 February 08, 2020
A spineless bootlicker who will gladly get steamrolled by capitalism if it came with a lanyard and a Starbucks gift card. Will gladly defend mega-corporations that regularly screw over workers, customers, or the planet. Justifies it with “gotta feed my family” or “it’s out of my hands.” They’ll burn the planet, ruin your lungs, and defend the CEO’s yacht, all while clocking in for $18 an hour and a quarterly pizza party.
*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
"Dude defended Nestlé stealing water from drought zones because ‘it’s legal.’ That’s some high-level corporate cuck behavior right there."
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