A surface matter for the power struggle beneath the surface between the people trying to keep pulling the strings of the rest of the population that get their strings pulled right into a testing line or a vaccine line (or a slaughterhouse line for that matter, since a slaughterhouse is where sheep go).
The coronavirus was something that would get people's attention and distract them from continuing to fight what they were really fighting.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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FUCK THIS SINCE MARCH OF 2020!
Guy 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS!
Guy 2: What??!
Guy 1: FUCK CORONAVIRUS I JUST EATED STRANGER'S POOP
Guy 2: Chill bro!

Guy 1: NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL OR AIRPORT I JUST BOUGHT A HOTEL IN RUSSIA FOR $500!!!!
Guy 2: Why you don't go to my hotel?
Guy 1: YOU ARE A NASTY FUCK! YOUR HOTEL IS DIRTY I WANT TO.... *dies*
Guy 2: If you don't believe Coronavirus.... You're dead forever
Guy 1: *Saying "FUUUUUUUUUCK" In his brain*
by Senickres September 1, 2021
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A worldwide virus that seems to make people need toilet paper and milk.
Karen: I NEED ALL THE TOILET PAPER
Everyone: ah, she must have coronavirus..
by u_are_hawt123 April 14, 2020
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A virus created by the Chinese that will send everyone into quarantine for many months and will change the way we live for many months after it is gone. Many people will be upset with the fact that you must wear a mask in public and in stores. Millions will die by the time it’s over. A vaccine will be created however and the second time it hits, it will be less intense.
Wear a mask in public, you don’t want to catch the coronavirus.
by kden.co July 7, 2020
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