corkbum

A lazy good for nothing peice of crap

He is such a corkbum

by mariah day October 13, 2007

corkbomb

When a large amount of diarrhea builds up behind a constapative blockage. The release of the constipation triggers diarrhetic explosive decompression, similar to the release of a cork from a bottle of champagne.

I shouldn't have drunk all of that suspicious looking camp water after I had all those granola bars. I'm totally gonna corkbomb all over the latrine.

by A__DAWG July 7, 2010

Cockbump

The manly act of two straight men bumping cocks in celebration, similar to a high-five.

No Homo.

We won the game! *cockbump*

by ZIGGING July 21, 2009

cockbump

how two men who are secure with their sexuality highfive.

however, cockbumping two times or more consecutively is gay.
And protection is required for cockbumping a black guy.

Brad Pitt: "Hey antonio *cockbump*"
Antonio Banderas: "wassup brad *cockbump*"

Ryan seacrest: "hey Shaq *cockbump* *cockbump*"
shaquille o'neal: "hey ryan *cockbump*"
Ryan seacrest: "OMG u broke it! call 911!!!1!!"
shaquille o'neal: "hello 911? Ryan Seacrest is gay, he cockbumped me twice consecutively! kbai"

by free_run July 22, 2009

corkum

The act of performing oral sex on a male partner and the giver inserts their thumb into the recipient's anus. The act of corkum is typically used if the receiver goes flaccid. The giver inserts their thumb in the receiver's anus so as to "wake up" the penis and reestablish an erection to continue fellatio.

The term was first used by comedians Doug Benson and Graham Elwood during episode 11 of The Benson Interruption podcast. Benson was reading tweets from the audience, and which time Benson and Elwood allocated the definition named after one of Doug's Twitter followers who uses the handle "@corkum".

"When you're fucking somebody, stick your thumb in their butt. You just corkumed!"

"I was so drunk when my girlfriend went down on me that I couldn't keep it up so she gave me a corkum!"

by titobandito June 18, 2012

corkbomb

When a large amount of diarrhea builds up behind a constapative blockage. The release of the constipation triggers diarrhetic explosive decompression, similar to the release of a cork from a bottle of champagne.

I shouldn't have drunk all of that camp water after I had all those granola bars. I'm totally gonna corkbomb all over the latrine.

by A__DAWG July 8, 2010

Corkbuzz

Pounding an entire bottle of wine and then using the empty bottle to shove the cork as far up your ass as possible.

Mike said he gave himself an 8" corkbuzz last night. There is no way he got past the neck.

by Bergholian November 14, 2016