Imagine a place so boring, so drab, so damn bland that you want to scoop your eyes out with a spoon just so you can experience some semblance of activity. That is Coral Springs. The middle school, Forest Glen, is home to the factory where "basic girls" are created and "gangster boys" drop their pants below their knees. They feed in to Coral Springs High where recreational activity means one of three things: smoking pot, having sex, or hanging out as Target/The Walk. There's not much else to do. People fall in to a few categories of loners, stoners, posers, and boners.
Some areas are nice, others are ghetto-like, but, if we're being honest, Coral Springs is the farthest thing from ghetto there is. It's just really fucking boring.
Some areas are nice, others are ghetto-like, but, if we're being honest, Coral Springs is the farthest thing from ghetto there is. It's just really fucking boring.
Person 1: Hey, what do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: I don't know, want to go to Barnes and Nobel? Chill in the Kid's Book section?
Person 1: Naw, we did that last week.
Person 2: Let's go to Target then.
Person 1: There's legit nothing to do in Coral Springs.
Person 2: Wanna get high?
Person 1: Fuck it; yeah, whatever. What time?
Person 2: I don't know, want to go to Barnes and Nobel? Chill in the Kid's Book section?
Person 1: Naw, we did that last week.
Person 2: Let's go to Target then.
Person 1: There's legit nothing to do in Coral Springs.
Person 2: Wanna get high?
Person 1: Fuck it; yeah, whatever. What time?
by Noneofyourbusinesswhore January 31, 2015
Springs, uptown broward- A small developing city.Neighborhoods from rich to poor.from the hills to riverside and 36ST.to Woodside.Uprised from ft. Lauderdale about 45 years ago. it is a city growing more urban and crime overrun everyday.A city that has nothing to do so it is more overpopulated with drug dealers,alcoholics,base heads,gangs and sex addicts than ever.
by puhswaydoneum November 11, 2008
Coral Springs is the town I live in. It Sucks. Your parents etheir hate you or are way too over protective. In my 7th grade class most of us have had sex, cut, do drugs, smoke.
The kids like me are bullied. No one likes living here. Its like prison.
The kids like me are bullied. No one likes living here. Its like prison.
by IHateLife102 December 26, 2011
The most boring place in South Florida where a "fun night out" is either going to Target or The Walk (has Starbucks, Barnes & Noble, a makeout spot behind a dog store, and a nearby Denny's). As there is nothing to do, most people are potheads, drunks, and/or sex addicts. If not, you have no life.
All the guys are into skateboarding, BMXing, being "hardcore" or playing sluts.
All the girls think they are photographers, are obsessed with Twilight, and only wear name brands.
All the guys are into skateboarding, BMXing, being "hardcore" or playing sluts.
All the girls think they are photographers, are obsessed with Twilight, and only wear name brands.
Wanna head over to Coral Springs?
Sure, let's take pictures in Target and then sit in the kid's section of Barnes & Noble.
Sure, let's take pictures in Target and then sit in the kid's section of Barnes & Noble.
by lolzimkewl(: March 15, 2011
by Rudje April 1, 2008
1. Upscale suburb of Ft. Lauderdale, FL
2. See white compton
Also known as "the springs" or just "springs."
2. See white compton
Also known as "the springs" or just "springs."
by Lucy C. July 4, 2005
An absolute shithole here. All the middle schoolers here are squeaky and annoying. All the high schoolers drink and are just very immature. Thank God I graduated.
Sam: Every heard of that place called Coral Springs Charter?
Fred: Yeah, I heard it’s absolute shit...
Sam: It Is!
Both strolls along the street and gets shot at Douglas.
Fred: Yeah, I heard it’s absolute shit...
Sam: It Is!
Both strolls along the street and gets shot at Douglas.
by ScouDaLambZ96 June 21, 2019