A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.
Also, used towards men when their annoying.
-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Also, used towards men when their annoying.
-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"
Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.
Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
Guy: "Cool story bro"
Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.
Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
by Blueboy7thst November 15, 2011
meaning
we don't really care, please shutup.
originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.
Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.
we don't really care, please shutup.
originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.
Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.
cool story bro
by yehmancoolstory December 5, 2010
When your opinion is irrelevant.
hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.
by megsmellslikepineapples February 15, 2016
tell your cool story again, bro.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.
by IDGAFBRO April 14, 2011
A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.
Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."
by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011
Similar to the phrase cool story bro. cool story 9000 bro is said to add emphasis on how much you don't care.
by Coolstoriesfoundhere July 28, 2011
showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011