cooch burn 

Razor Burn of the Cooch Area

Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn

cooch burn by matthew May 8, 2005

cooch burn 

A result of placing hot objects in a women's cooch after dropkicking her ovaries and eating out her lungs.

"...i'll then give ya gurl cooch burnz and take the tearz from her eyez after she cries for help..."

cooch burn by Big Daddy Cocanutz April 20, 2005

Couch Burn 

Similar to rug burn, except on from a couch.

I have couch burn on my leg!

Couch Burn by jane sadwoman February 11, 2010

Burn the Couch 

A euphemism for smoking any drug in mass quantity. Derived from a friend who was going to burn a couch that had a lot of drugs stashed in it.

I just picked up a kilo, lets go burn the couch.

Burn the Couch by 414MKE July 31, 2011

Couch Burning

State pastime of West Virginia residents when West Virginia University sport teams win major games.

Man, did you see all the couch burning after WVU stomped Clemson 70-33 in the Orange Bowl?

Couch Burning by couchburner January 6, 2012

Couchburner 

1. A destructive or ill-mannered overnight house guest.

Mike is such a couchburner. Last time he crashed at my house, he broke my coffee maker and kicked over all the cat food.

Couchburner by ahhfred June 6, 2014

burnt-orange couch 

(n) Used in allegorical stories and anecdotes. Local legend has it the burnt-orange couch was discovered in a field somewhere in Northern Canada one summer. In the process of transporting this large burnt-orange piece of ratty furniture, it crossed several freeways on the heads of two adolescent devotees, floated gently through road-side ditch water, and ended up on the ground floor patio of a condo. There it stayed, alternately sat on, admired, and cursed, until the local authorities deemed it unfit to remain, at which point it was carried solemnly to a distant field and deposited gently among the small prairie creatures and discarded rubbish of an abandoned construction site. Rumor has it the burnt-orange couch can be seen from the road as a burnt-orange glow in a field near the northern edge of Grande Prairie, Alberta. 55°11'38.55"N, 118°48'8.06"W

"Did you see the coffee pot I found out behind work today? It's almost as good as the burnt-orange couch!" (Everyone removes hats in reverence)

burnt-orange couch by graybayou February 21, 2011