Contapter 

Le fait de s’allonger sur quelqu’un pour l’empecher de bronzer.

“Je vais te contapter”

Contapter by Detrikos October 30, 2020

Contapter 

Le fait de s’allonger sur quelqu’un pour l’empecher de bronzer

“Je vais te contapter”

Contapter by Detrikos October 30, 2020

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013

container ass 

Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.

Damn, she has a hot ass! Yea, but take off the pants and I'll bet it's a container ass.

container ass by www.analdoesntcount.com October 26, 2007

contrapherbious

when one is confused by the womenfolk.
sexual confusion regarding a relationship status, usually holds prominence when waiting for the acceptance of a relationship status request, however can be used to explain the deciphering of breaking up with a complicated female or relationship.To be contrapherbious, one must be male as women cannot comprehend the term "contrapherbious" as they have acquired a more in depth state of mind regarding their dysfunctional relationships.
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is often confused with an LSD high.

"Elliott. i'm feeling totally contrapherbious about this girl.."
"yeah, dave. tell me 'bout it"

contrapherbious by honour students. uni oxford May 17, 2013

Contancer

Contagious cancer.

Get away from me, you have contancer.

Contancer by Mini vans are cool June 12, 2017