Confuzzled

Basically, the combination of puzzled and confused, having no idea what the fuck is going on.

"What the crap!?!?! I'm confuzzled."

by AwayWeGo April 11, 2010

confuzzle

confused, mixed-up, experiencing surreal disorientation as if in a swirling, dizzy dream

Hephalumps and woozles
Are so confuzzle
--
Winnie the Pooh

by joesuburbs April 12, 2006

Confuzzled

Confuzzled- so damn confused you became puzzled

Man what the hell are you sayin now I'm soo damn confuzzled!

by Booty Man July 12, 2003

confuzzled

State of confusion and puzzlement. Can be shortened to confuzzed

'A': Hey dooood have you seen that new gynograplastic umentilizer kimertyohlingulizement counter??
'B': *Confuzzled*

by Mizzle December 14, 2004

Confuzzled

Another way to say confused, but much more awesome sounding. It can be said when you can't find any sense in something, or when you don't understand.

Teacher: Okay, so what's the answer to this problem? The equation is ax^2+bx+c divided by 2a.

Student: ... I be confuzzled.

by N@y April 7, 2011

Confuzzled

A combination of confusing/puzzling. Being confuzzled is extremely dangerous because it means you are so confused that your brain is beginning to overflow with confusion

Kid: Mom, im confuzzled
Mom: honey, i think you need to see a doctor

by Ncg13 April 16, 2017

Confuzzled

A word hybrid of “confused” and “puzzled” meant to be used in times of ignorance but not total blissful unawerness. Should never be used to describe others, only oneself.

This worksheet makes me extremely confuzzled.

by Bobthelobster March 16, 2022