Confusion

What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.

Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."

by Yazamin January 1, 2010

confusion

Two blind lesbians in a fish market

hmmm... where should i turn, the confusion!

by rmckenzie53 November 19, 2010

confusion

Father's Day in East St. Louis.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you daddy! Uh...

by Howling Man April 16, 2005

confusement

The alternative, lesser known (even by the OED) term for the act of causing confusion.

The man walked backwards into the shop, causing great confusement

by jjme29 March 14, 2008

Confusicated

The action of someone/something that could confuse a person, at extreme levels.

That math lesson was so confusing, that it has me confusicated.

by Zaenyx August 7, 2018

confusing

women, females, girls.

She is so confusing...i'll never understand her.

by typical male May 2, 2003

confusement

the state of being confused and amused at the same time

"I'm in a state of confusement over this shit!"

by Freak Nastay February 25, 2003