Compu

A abbriviation for the word 'computer' in the internet world.

"My compu froze"
(My computer froze)

by Toku. November 4, 2004

compu-rage

A state of undue hositility or anger towards ones computer, similar to road rage

I have total compu-rage right now; I'd love to throw this piece of crap right out the window

by C Mack Diva December 27, 2007

Compu-porn

Pornography involving a computer, or any technological products, including microwaves.

Keep your compu-porn off the chat, go make a web series abbout it, or something.

by CCRider345 January 24, 2011

compu-dave

one who spends an extreme amount of time on the computer, related to computer addiction.

Man that guy spends all his time playing pinochle on yahoo, he's turning into a real compu-dave.

by talkshows_on_mute1984 February 22, 2005

compu-tater

A person that spends all of their spare time in front of the computer....for amusement. Updated version of the "Couch Tater"

That girl is such a compu-tater....she sits in front of tat thing all night.....ya can tell too....just look at her ass!

by Humanphibian May 19, 2008

Non Compus Mentus

Latin for "not complete of mind", basically meaning "stupid". See: Ignoramus.

Bob: Hey, Mark...
Mark: What?
Bob: You're non compus mentus.
Mark: I don't know what that means, but fuck you anyway.

by Grammar_Nazi January 21, 2008