Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)
Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.
by Cal Montana September 14, 2011
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To have something covered. To take care of business. To have everything under wraps.

Complete.

No need for alarm.
"You need help moving? Your dad needs a kidney? Your girlfriend needs to be picked up at the airport? I got all this, bro. Comp the bar!"

"Hey, buddy. I didn't mean to spill that beer on you. It's all good. Comp the bar, man... comp the bar."

After getting laid: "Comp the bar!"
by Captain Governor December 16, 2011
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