Commack sits along the LIE at exit 52. One of the more western towns of Suffolk county. People in commack tend to think that they are wealthy Japs and are literally the shit. However, the neighborhood does not pale in comparison to its rich counterpart, Dix Hills. Commack is a trash piece of shit town relative to actual nice areas in LI. Kids in Commack tend to infest Suffolk Community College and usally dont go anywhere in life. Majority of teens smoke pot daily and drink a shit load. The girls are all sluts and bang anything that walks. Also, half the kids in Commack that live on the south side by the middle school try and pawn shit off like they live in Dix Hills. Commack is a wannabe Jap town with a bunch of middle class losers.
by cind October 08, 2009
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Commack is probably the worst place to live. Commack contains the biggest group of failures you will ever meet. 90% of people who grew up in Commack are failures or will become failures later on in life.
No matter how much shit we talk about Commack, deep down inside, we all love it here...and you know it.
Commack is gay.
by Shuarma July 31, 2008
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Commack is an amazing town on Long Island, and no matter what you say it is pronounced like this: coemack. Okay? Alotta people in Commack like Ed Hardy, Juicy Couture, and love to eat at Campa pizzaria and Granny's ice cream. But that's north Commack of course. We also have Courtney Galiano from So You Think You Can Dance. Commack is home to some of the best schools and sports teams in the state.
Me and my friends love to hang out in Commack . <3
by christinafromcommack<3 July 10, 2008
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A town in Eastern Long Island where the rich kids are assholes and the less fortunate kids are grateful for everything. 90% of Commack kids have never had to work for anything in their life. The school part is easy and for the most part your teachers are great. The best friends you will have are the less fortunate one’s. Home of the idiotic “bike gang”. Contrary to popular belief, there are no “real fights in Commack”, just posers acting tough. Half the people that claim they’re tough are pussies.

If you wanna go to a school where there’s vaping every period, and they care more about you having a pass in the hallway, then come to Commack.
Hey where do you go to school?

I go to commack

Oh, so you’re one of those spoiled rich kids?
No, fuck off.
by A guy from Commack November 16, 2017
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