colombian powderkeg

n. - The act of placing a candle next to your partner's ass, then blowing crack into the candle, creating a large fireball that torches the ass.

Boy: Hey Suzie, wanna try the colombian powderkeg?
Suzie: What's that?
Boy: You'll have a hot ass after I'm done 😏

by The Vladiator April 28, 2017

Colombian Sucker

When two fully erect men form a "69" position and snort cocaine off of each others penises.

Yo bro, me and John had a craaazzy Colombian sucker session last night, you should try it.

by P-rizzy November 3, 2023

colombian flonase

Cocaine

Hey man, don't hog all the Colombian Flonase!

by Culombianflonase;) April 19, 2017

Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.

God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.

by Luisfersg September 7, 2020

Colombian Tip Snorter

When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.

“Hey girl he was doing me last night, and he pulled a Colombian Tip Snorter”.

by Hairycuck69 February 23, 2023

Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.

1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.

by Ballingtrapking January 28, 2016

Colombian Assist

When you make an incredible pass to your boy unintentionally, and it turns out great for everyone.

I went to Medellín with my boy Aaron and he threw me an amazing Colombian assist. We went back to our Airbnb with these girls and I ended up with the girl he wanted to get with, but it all turned out great, because he found himself with a girl he liked even more. Good times.

by 2Legit2Hit September 16, 2023