While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)
The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!
by grbjdealer July 25, 2019
You fuckin cocksuck motherfuck!
by DudeOneMoreAndImGood November 2, 2017
someone who is the bosses #1 priority to get a raise.
someone who sucks off their boss to get them to like them better.
a worker who warms up to a boss to get whatever they want from them.
someone who sucks off their boss to get them to like them better.
a worker who warms up to a boss to get whatever they want from them.
“look at that rich thot over there.” “yea, she’s the company cocksucker!” “i hate that woman!”
are you a company cocksucker?
are you a company cocksucker?
by ANTISOCIALISTKING1 December 26, 2020
A highly effective wrestling move if you can handle doing it. Your opponent is on one knee, you rush at him and thrust your cock into his face, inflicting pain and humiliation in one quick movement.
"Johnny finished off his opponent with a shining cocksucker and then celebrated by destroying some young woman's throat with his dangerously strong cock."
by CF Hunk June 1, 2006
"hey bro, just give your boss a verbal cocksuck before you ask for the day off to make sure you get it."
by Mr Speck October 14, 2011
Someone who loves sucking dick so much that they cannot see beyond its base. They don't care who it attached to, they just love to suck on cock. They are blind to everything that happend around them with the exception of cock sucking.
He walked into a dark room, and found someone willing to suck on his cock. He walked out, never turning on a light never knowing who that person was.
A blind cocksucker can stumble past piles of gold, money and other riches, but all they see is the end of the dick that they will stick into their mouth.
They walk around blind in this world, but all they care about is dick. They are as blind as a cocksucker.
A blind cocksucker can stumble past piles of gold, money and other riches, but all they see is the end of the dick that they will stick into their mouth.
They walk around blind in this world, but all they care about is dick. They are as blind as a cocksucker.
by Theodore R. Hazen February 29, 2008
by the fist whisperer September 17, 2012