cock johnson 

expression used when you get extremely pissed off about something, usually yelled very loud

Bro 1 to Bro 2: Just banged your girlfriend

Bro 2: Cock johnson! what a slut!

Bro 1: yea and when she wouldn't give me head i was all like, COCK JOHNSON!

cock johnson by scrojaboi November 16, 2010

Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson 

A person with an incredibly super duper long cock.

wtf he is a Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson

Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson by #@$Master April 6, 2022

Drain the Cock Johnson

Nickname you give a guy that cums multiple times during sex but still keeps going.

Mary: “How was John?”
Elizabeth: “he finished like 3 times but he kept going”
Mary: “Omg he’:s so Drain the Cock Johnson”

Drain the Cock Johnson by Bobbyslimjimm January 25, 2025

Horse Cock Jonson 

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.

"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."

Horse Cock Jonson by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003