close call
Jerry experienced a close call when he was sailing on his boat and a strong gale knocked down his mast and missed his head by a hair.
close call by Philco January 15, 2008
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Close Call
When something bad (usually near death experiences) happens because you are doing something you shouldn't be doing.
Man, I had about twenty close calls this past year because I have been smoking all this time. A person like me was never supposed to smoke in the first place. WTF!!!!!
Close Call by Just another ordinary person June 20, 2013
close call
That moment when you're pulling your pants down and sitting on a toilet at the same time, and your shit starts.
Guy 1: man that was a close call, I wasn't even fully on the toilet.
Guy 2: did you make a mess?
Guy 1: a little bit, but at least we're in MacDonald's.
Guy 2: did you make a mess?
Guy 1: a little bit, but at least we're in MacDonald's.
close call by shitpantsmcgee March 10, 2014
too close to call it
When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"
too close to call it by snatchyZ May 9, 2018
clone call
When you call your machine to leave yourself a message to assure you won't forget something.
Clone Calling: the act of making a clone call.
Clone Calling: the act of making a clone call.
Kathy; Hey, don't forget that we have tickets to the Styx Concert on the 29th!
Wendy: I don't have my calender, let me make a clone call.
Wendy: I don't have my calender, let me make a clone call.
clone call by Almalphia September 27, 2010
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closer..call..me..closer by preston neill October 12, 2004
Closet Caller
Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.
Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.
Closet Caller by PDuckWin May 22, 2010
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