close call 

When something almost happens. Especially something bad, like a collision or social mishap.

Jerry experienced a close call when he was sailing on his boat and a strong gale knocked down his mast and missed his head by a hair.

close call by Philco January 15, 2008

Close Call 

When something bad (usually near death experiences) happens because you are doing something you shouldn't be doing.

Man, I had about twenty close calls this past year because I have been smoking all this time. A person like me was never supposed to smoke in the first place. WTF!!!!!

Close Call by Just another ordinary person June 20, 2013

close call 

That moment when you're pulling your pants down and sitting on a toilet at the same time, and your shit starts.

Guy 1: man that was a close call, I wasn't even fully on the toilet.

Guy 2: did you make a mess?

Guy 1: a little bit, but at least we're in MacDonald's.

close call by shitpantsmcgee March 10, 2014

too close to call it 

When shits going just alright. When the event, day, situation, etc could end up good or bad. Literally "too close to call it"

Person 1: Suh du? How it's it going?
Persn 2: Too close to call it, my du...

too close to call it by snatchyZ May 9, 2018

clone call 

When you call your machine to leave yourself a message to assure you won't forget something.

Clone Calling: the act of making a clone call.

Kathy; Hey, don't forget that we have tickets to the Styx Concert on the 29th!

Wendy: I don't have my calender, let me make a clone call.

clone call by Almalphia September 27, 2010

closer..call..me..closer 

ill be your guy...if ull be my girl

His heart screamed to Bailey, cclsoer call me closer...

closer..call..me..closer by preston neill October 12, 2004

Closet Caller 

Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.

Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.

Closet Caller by PDuckWin May 22, 2010