a deficency or lack of contact with a clitoris,,a period of sustained abstinance from making use of a clit or clits ,, a fear of not being able to find it , so avoiding doing so
man i feel like ive got a severe dose of clitrophenia,, nothing is happening ,,
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.