Clit Dick

MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.

MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL

by Nicholas Tetrault April 22, 2007

Clit-Dick

A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.

ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick

by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009

Clit Dick

a man with a dick no more than 3 inches long

He pulled down his pants and she exclaimed, "I've seen clits bigger than that"! You have a clit dick...!!!

by bonda_007 February 05, 2008

clit dick

A clitoris so large that it resembles a small penis.

My neighbor has a clit dick.

by neieghbor October 16, 2010

Dinousar clit dick

When a clit is so large that it can penetrate someone.

Dude, she fucked me with her dinousar clit dick

by NU77A April 19, 2020

Dick Clit

When the clitoris is so large that it resembles a penis.

Wow tom your wifes got a huge dick clit.

by TheAnti-Christ July 31, 2008

Dick Clit

Dick clit is a result of years of steroid use. It causes the clit to become grow ridiculously long so it resembles a Chinese man’s schlort. See: Chyna.

Don't do it, man, I heard she has a serious dick clit.

by Siln June 20, 2011