Cleab 

1) To vibe check someone with a blunt object in such a way as one would use a cleaver; to whack hard

2) A blunt object that can be used for cleabing

My teammate missed the ball during baseball practice and cleabed me in the face!

Cleab by Funyarinpa December 13, 2020

cleab 

Go to the mirror, now. Look at what you see. Is it your face? Yes, it's your face. That's a cleab

What the cleab? Jesus cleabing Cleab, stop cleabing around you cleabing cleabcleab!

cleab by BobertBobson October 16, 2010

cleandirty 

When something like a biscuit / cookie is dropped and hits the floor but is picked up very quickly to be eaten.

She dropped an Oreo but it was only on the floor for a second so it's cleandirty and safe to eat.

cleandirty by Tongueler February 11, 2017

Whiz Clean 

1 - Meditating to refresh, clean ones mind.

2 - Simular to the Vulcan mind meld(in the mindless Star Trek world)!

Woman: You nasty, vulgar man. You need a Whiz Clean to clear your mind.

obama: No way baby, being filthy and a user is what made what I am today. "I know what you need", a good f_c_in!

Woman: Rape, help, any one.

obama: Ain't no one left to do the right thing baby, get over it and take it! I got all the uneducated, pimps, druggies backing me!!!

Whiz Clean by The_Master_Whiz December 30, 2010

Mr. Clean

The only entity alive to make cleaning look sexy

Mr. clean is Mr. leeeen

Mr. Clean by new guy 101 April 20, 2020

Clean Bandit

An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.

Clean Bandit:

She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)

I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)

And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony

Clean Bandit by Fishyrich November 25, 2019

cleaning up eggs 

Eating out a girl on her period

“Michael’s the best egg cleaner I know”

“Ever since last year he’s been cleaning up eggs and I have never met someone whose cleans up eggs as well as he does.”

cleaning up eggs by PsychedElicPidgeon September 23, 2020