Chuckle in my head. It's the latest and greatest replacement of LOL because that is way over-used and sometimes, you really shouldn't laugh out loud. Like, when you're at a funeral, and your sister (sitting right next to you) texts you to let you know that your grandmother's dress is tucked into the back of her underwear. The appropriate thing to do would be a private, internal chuckle.
Don't look know, but Nana's dress is stuck in her thong. CIMH!!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"