Moron: "Whoa! It sucks to chum on the weather side! Now I'm covered in my own puke!"
Non-Moron: "No shit!"
Non-Moron: "No shit!"
by KodiakMamaBear March 18, 2005
When a fat nasty person eats food and gets shit all over their face, but they don't notice it and they just keep eating their food while you can't help but stare and vomit.
While Rachel was eating her sub a little mayonnaise dribbled down her face, but she didn't notice. Sean could only sit and stare in disgust and complete nausea as she kept chumming on her sub.
by CB.88 November 13, 2006
To have an exited conversation with friends, or chums, in which one or all involed are most enthused by the topic.
"Oh dear. He is/they are chumming again."
by 'Jamin May 18, 2005
When a chick's skirt is so short she leaves her pussing stink trailing behind her in an attempt to lure a humping partner.
by jw23longball January 23, 2010
A dating tactic involving the use of one's good looks to lure a less attractive mate into a one-sided and emotionally unsatisfying relationship.
(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)
(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)
"Damn, she's so fine! She says she likes me too."
"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."
"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."
by tylersnard May 16, 2009
To be overly friendly towards members of the opposite sex, normally in an attempt to pull, and with any luck, play hide the sausage with them
"where's Jason?"
"Oh don't worry, he's just chumming the barmaid again"
"pfft, better get another pint in then"
"Oh don't worry, he's just chumming the barmaid again"
"pfft, better get another pint in then"
by newbloke July 26, 2005
When a closeted gay husband uses his wife as bait to attract a straight man/couple in the hopes of having sex seemingly 'unplanned' sex with the man.
I knew that guys offer of NSA sex with his wife was too good to be true; he was clearly at that nightclub chumming with her.
by DrBBD August 17, 2017
Sep 9 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

