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MMMMM...... Ok first of all the guy has a face like a slapped Cock (Hence the gay beard).
Second: He only appeals to jumped up little
trailer trash faggots with no life.(Or overweight virgins in their 40's living at their parents house).
Third: Could not "Act", his way out of a thin tissue paper bag.
Last but not Least: BRUCE LEE Do you want to see little chuck get his sizeable arse severely Kicked? Then check out "way of the dragon"

chuck norris = Does not even qualify for Capital Letters
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The subject of some of the most unfunny and annoying jokes known to man.
Chuck Norris facts are as unfunny and annoying than Carlos Mencia jokes.
by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008
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A man about whom jokes were funny for a brief period. The jokes lost any part of hilarity once they spread through the public, with a select few jokes being repeated in strings every five minutes. They are no longer funny, and should be met with blank stares.
Dude 1: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer! Too bad he's never cried! Hahaha!"
Dude 2: *stares blankly*
Dude 3: Like I haven't heard that one before...
Dude 2: Chuck Norris jokes were over a month ago, dumbshit.
by Popsman March 05, 2006
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Having sex with a girl, when you are about to ejaculate pull out, and give her a round house kick.
Every year on my birthday Jen lets me give her a Chuck Norris.
by Tony G in Florida May 18, 2007
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1. The most over done internet meme and joke that's reaching gigantic popularity only due to the amount of immature internet spammers and that god awful show Family guy.

2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.

Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.
And example of something old and distasteful(like the chuck norris) would be "Your Mom" jokes.
by AndIhatebabies February 27, 2010
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American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is best known for playing Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger. Also an extremely overrated icon that has no real talent save for the ability to kick a 2X4. He is an extremely closeminded Fundamentalist Christian that tried to have the bible used as mandatory reading material in public schools. His recent popularity is the result of a website created that listed exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris' strength and intellect. In reality he is a washed up loser that can be seen acting horribly on Walker, Texas Ranger or on late night excercise equipment informercials.
"Chuck Norris is a total doucheball!!"

"Who gives a shit about Chuck Norris?"

"Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home."
by Oliofreak March 28, 2008
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