chode smoke 

A cigar thats so fat and burnt down thats it wider than it is long.

Yesterday I burned my face on a good chode smoke.

chode smoke by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

chode smoker 

For those of you who comprehend the relevant definitions of the nouns "chode" and "smoker," the connotation of this compound noun, whether hyphenated or no, should be patently apparent. Possibly attributable to either Beavis or ButtHead of the animated series created by one Mike Judge.

n. 1. one who savors the taste of that elegant slab of flesh betwixt the scrotum and the anus;
2. derogatory designation applied to anyone who might otherwise be termed an "asshole."

That chode smoker Sean Penn has uttered yet another absurd public political polemic.

chode smoker by Maestro35 May 31, 2006

chode-smoker 

Someone who orally engages a 'chode' (A Penis thats wider than it is long)

Jamie Cullam is such a chode-smoker.

chode-smoker by Konatone March 10, 2004

chode smoking dick pole 

the lowest form of human existence

sammy is a chode smoking dick pole

chode smoking dick pole by Anonymous August 12, 2003

chode-smoker 

One who smokes chode.

Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.

chode-smoker by prostate September 1, 2005

Chode Smoker 

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.

CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..

Chode Smoker by SAMcal May 24, 2007

Chode Smoker 

1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass

"Becky I'm sorry but I totally choded smoked your bf last night"

"Bro quit being a chode smoker"

Chode Smoker by The Apache June 2, 2016