simply where the width of a penis is more than than the length, the owner of the chode is usually rejected from all communities meaning he has to start up his own "chode community", but you can always single out the chode community because it's typically just three fat blokes who hang around together a lot, and who you can clearly see have a chode outlining in their high-up tight trousers
Barry: Ya wanna suck on my cock, darling?
Jill: So long as you don't have a chode!!!
Barry: oh .. ok .. I'm just going to go over there now
by Willis McGee July 21, 2006
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a dick fatter in width than length. A penis on steroids. A cock so big Justin Beiber can't deep throat it.
by will purtill November 11, 2013
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My girlfriend likes my chode because she can poke it inside with her finger.
by Zorgon September 27, 2006
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A chode is a penis that is larger in cirCUMfrence than it is in length.
I tried to have sex with Dominic not knowing that he had a chode, and no matter what position we tried he couldn't penetrate me...even the slightest bit.
by Tombaleena February 14, 2009
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It is the area between your scrotum and your arsehole.
"Ewww that burger tastes like MC Hammer's chode on a hot day!"
by retard89 March 01, 2006
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