chocolate cakes 

a m.i.l.f or hot woman of the African ethnicity with big butt

bob: hey sally show me those chocolate cakes
sally: bob, we are at work

chocolate cakes by by.a technicality May 25, 2018

Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.

All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."

Chocolate Funnel Cakes by tastercakes July 3, 2011

Icing the chocolate cake 

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.

The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.

Icing the chocolate cake by DuffRD September 29, 2010

Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.

John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.

Chocolate Cake with Frosting by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012

Frosted Chocolate Cake 

When you do anal with someone, they shit afterwords, and you ejaculate onto the pile of shit

I know she’s the one- she let me do anal and make a frosted chocolate cake after

Frosted Chocolate Cake by Frosted Chocolate Cake lover69 November 5, 2022

Pass on the chocolate cake 

If someone needs to pass on the chocolate cake, it means that they're a little hefty and need to lose a little weight. Could also imply pre-diabetic-ness.

Man, Tanner is packing the pudge lately... I think he needs to pass on the chocolate cake.

Pass on the chocolate cake by DJMinkus December 8, 2009

Chocolate Cake 

A cake made of chocolate flavor. Its very yummy for most people, but the haters prefer vanilla. Chocolate Cake defines life, and why we live it. It also contains the reason why man was put on Earth.

Dude, do the stuff.

Yea, the chocolate cake?
Yea Man! I got the money

Chocolate Cake by rockinskull October 26, 2015