chocolate dick

A dick, once removed from a nasty anus.

Now im gonna slap you with my chocolate dick!

by johnlongo November 06, 2008

Chocolate Dick

When you shit in a womans mouth and then she gives you head while rubbing the shit all over your dick, thus creating a chocolate coated cock

This girl at that party gave me a chocolate dick, my penis is still brown!

by anal fisting October 12, 2008

Chocolate dick pop

Getting a BJ after performing a devastating anal pounding to your partner. This move is performed best after the anal poundee has taken a messy shit and most likely still has some "chocolate" hangin around in their rectum.

see also (milk chocolate dick pop)

Last night i gave your sister a chocolate dick pop

by teflon gangsta August 21, 2009

chocolate dick zit

The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.

Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.

by PieKnee March 11, 2017

dick chocolate

normally referring to giant butt holes exploding or the sexual term butt pirate

joe1: hey
joe2:hey
joe1:hey
joe2:hey
joe1: NIGGA SUCK ON MY GIANT DICK CHOCOLATE

by *insert smart name here* January 20, 2019

dick chocolate

aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.

After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.

by Chipbord December 26, 2014

dick chocolate

chocolate you put on your cock befor putting it in

omg i need to buy some of that dick chocolate

by bigbigboii69 January 31, 2019