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Basically some guy who will grow up to be a pedophile
James: Youre so weird joe, youre gonna be a chmura when u grow up.
40 years later:
Joe: hey kids! want some candy in my van?
Chmura by 30STM!! April 28, 2011
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Mark Chmura - Green Bay Packers Tight End accused of raping his 17 year old babysitter after he got her drunk at a party after her high school prom

Jai was so pissed at his girl he stopped at McD's and picked up a couple of HS cheerleaders to get chmura on.
chmura by Da Man0069 March 31, 2007
A portmanteau of "chum" and "comrade".
What-ho my old chumrade! I'll see you in the Pink Pussy later for vintage champagne and a lungful of Navy Shag. Better wax the moustache first.
Chumrade by Russ Roberts September 15, 2007
Used to describe a person that exhibits the qualities of Chutiya and Harami . Simply stated a person who is an idiot and at the same time an underhanded scheming backstabber.
Mr P promised Mr M a brand new computer after completion of his honest work and announced it in public. However, the cunning Mr P gifted this computer to his son - Mr Y, while foolishly admitting this with Mr M.
Mr M retorts to others- Wow! What a Churami!!!
churami by positronicman April 7, 2010
noun: A chimura (English pronunciation /tʃɪməˈrə/) is a creature that inhabits naturally formed or artificially built caves, tunnels and chambers, located under metropolitan subways, undergrounds, tunnels etc. The biological origin of the specie is unknown, however there are rumors that it is the result of a genetic mutation caused by a chemical reaction from a mixture of extremely radioactive toxic waste and human excrement.

The chimura is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a small chimp, has slightly extended hands and strongly lengthened fingers and nails. According to testimonies, this chemically induced biological creation, has a surprisingly similar behavior to that of homo-sapiens and does not display any signs of aggression. The majority of the eyewitness reports would describe an almost identical experience - the creature was attempting to trick the humans into giving it something - food, objects even money. Eventually, the given objects reappeared back after a while.

adj: izchimuren /iztʃɪməˈren/

To be/get izchimuren, as to give something for 3 days, and then get it back in 30.
OMG! What is this thing coming out of the trench?"

"Don't worry, it's just a chimura!"

"I lent Stoney 30 bucks for 3 days, about a month ago. What's with the delay?"

"You got izchimuren, dude!."

"I got a new job offer but I think it's a pyramid scheme. What's your opinion?"

"Yeah dude, you will be izchimuren! The company is fake."
chimura by roBHoTo January 24, 2014
Anti-simp Gujju guy who trolls women for fun. Recently became a headline for getting banned.
Hey who's this guy quoting me. Oh he's churag
Churag by Forrestgumm March 17, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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