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Basically some guy who will grow up to be a pedophile
James: Youre so weird joe, youre gonna be a chmura when u grow up.
40 years later:
Joe: hey kids! want some candy in my van?
Chmura by 30STM!! April 28, 2011
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Mark Chmura - Green Bay Packers Tight End accused of raping his 17 year old babysitter after he got her drunk at a party after her high school prom
Jai was so pissed at his girl he stopped at McD's and picked up a couple of HS cheerleaders to get chmura on.
chmura by Da Man0069 March 31, 2007
A portmanteau of "chum" and "comrade".
What-ho my old chumrade! I'll see you in the Pink Pussy later for vintage champagne and a lungful of Navy Shag. Better wax the moustache first.
Chumrade by Russ Roberts September 15, 2007
Used to describe a person that exhibits the qualities of Chutiya and Harami . Simply stated a person who is an idiot and at the same time an underhanded scheming backstabber.
Mr P promised Mr M a brand new computer after completion of his honest work and announced it in public. However, the cunning Mr P gifted this computer to his son - Mr Y, while foolishly admitting this with Mr M.
Mr M retorts to others- Wow! What a Churami!!!
churami by positronicman April 7, 2010
noun: A chimura (English pronunciation /tʃɪməˈrə/) is a creature that inhabits naturally formed or artificially built caves, tunnels and chambers, located under metropolitan subways, undergrounds, tunnels etc. The biological origin of the specie is unknown, however there are rumors that it is the result of a genetic mutation caused by a chemical reaction from a mixture of extremely radioactive toxic waste and human excrement.

The chimura is purportedly a heavy creature, the size of a small chimp, has slightly extended hands and strongly lengthened fingers and nails. According to testimonies, this chemically induced biological creation, has a surprisingly similar behavior to that of homo-sapiens and does not display any signs of aggression. The majority of the eyewitness reports would describe an almost identical experience - the creature was attempting to trick the humans into giving it something - food, objects even money. Eventually, the given objects reappeared back after a while.

adj: izchimuren /iztʃɪməˈren/

To be/get izchimuren, as to give something for 3 days, and then get it back in 30.
OMG! What is this thing coming out of the trench?"

"Don't worry, it's just a chimura!"

"I lent Stoney 30 bucks for 3 days, about a month ago. What's with the delay?"

"You got izchimuren, dude!."

"I got a new job offer but I think it's a pyramid scheme. What's your opinion?"

"Yeah dude, you will be izchimuren! The company is fake."
chimura by roBHoTo January 24, 2014
Anti-simp Gujju guy who trolls women for fun. Recently became a headline for getting banned.
Hey who's this guy quoting me. Oh he's churag
Churag by Forrestgumm March 17, 2021
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