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A below average and unsatisfactory penis.
That big gorilla had a chiwiwi, it was like a baby's thumb.
Chiwiwi by thedevilsreject November 7, 2011
A word that UFC Fighter Raul "Meep Meep" Rosas Jr. invented and used during a press conference. Described by Rosas himself as "a funny word"
Raul Rosas Jr: "Chiwiwi!"
Crowd: Is he autistic?
chiwiwi by AetherianNooblet June 19, 2024

Chiliwink 

When you rip a part of someones body off and fuck them in their own ass with it.
Lorena Bobbit planned on chiliwinking her husband but just ended up throwing his severed penis out the window.
Chiliwink by MouthOfThaSouth February 27, 2018

Chiliwink 

When you ask an employee of a store if something sold out on the shelf is available in the back, they say no, you then go home to see it is in stock online and available in the back so you return to the store and rip that employees dick off and shove it in their own ass while picking up the product that you originally came to the store for.
Is this item available. No. Well could you please go check in the back because I do not want to have to return later and CHILIWINK YOUR ASS!
Chiliwink by The Great Atche February 27, 2018

chiliwink 

Chiliwink: To remove someones body part and proceed to shove it up their own ass.
You better quit pointing at me with that finger before I chiliwink your ass with it!
chiliwink by MouthOfThaSouth February 27, 2018

chiliwipped 

The act of a guy spanking a girls ass with his member as he is ejaculating. Typicaly done at the start of the crack, just above the brown eye
That chick was so fine I chiliwhipped her ass.
chiliwipped by hybrid October 13, 2004
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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