a rare species of monkey that lives only on madagascar, and solely on a diet of Lay's potato chips. he has a recording manager named william richard, and is the star of the famous song, "chippymonkey" by CLAN. (see example for lyrics)
CHIPPYMOKEY
OO-OO-AH
HE DOESN'T LIKE
BA-NAAA-NAS
HE EAT CHIPS ALL DAY FROM A BIG HUGE BAG OF LAY'S
CHIPPYMONKEY
OO!!
(ok, i'll admit, these lyrics are REALLY weird. but if u knew the tune u would agree that this is the most amazing song ever.)
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"