a rare species of monkey that lives only on madagascar, and solely on a diet of Lay's potato chips. he has a recording manager named william richard, and is the star of the famous song, "chippymonkey" by CLAN. (see example for lyrics)
CHIPPYMOKEY
OO-OO-AH
HE DOESN'T LIKE
BA-NAAA-NAS
HE EAT CHIPS ALL DAY FROM A BIG HUGE BAG OF LAY'S CHIPPYMONKEY
OO!!
(ok, i'll admit, these lyrics are REALLY weird. but if u knew the tune u would agree that this is the most amazing song ever.)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!