A Japanese female name, sometimes reserved for people who randomly succumb to urges to make life surreal and who are often unpredictable. This is usually hilarious, but sometimes it can go very, very wrong.
"So, what are your qualifications" - a recruiter for Cosmosoft, some made-up company Chie doesn't care for.
Chie has a distant look on her face "I was once part of the Kajin tribe. I didn't have all the little trinkets I do now, but life was simple, a lot less hectic than it is today. But slowly my people started to die out.
I don't know what it was. It could have been radiation, poisoning, or anything. But I had the suspicion that they were murdered. I just knew someone had poisoned our river.
So I did some reconnaissance. I walked upstream for days, and eventually I found men in white coats dumping strange liquids in the water.
"Stop!" I couldn't help but yell. They saw me, and they started running towards me. I ran like hell.
They might have scared me, but they were slow and new to the area. I knew I had an advantage, and I knew what had to be done.
After getting a closer look at their mangled corpses, I noticed the logo, "Cosmosoft"."
*walks away
Chie has a distant look on her face "I was once part of the Kajin tribe. I didn't have all the little trinkets I do now, but life was simple, a lot less hectic than it is today. But slowly my people started to die out.
I don't know what it was. It could have been radiation, poisoning, or anything. But I had the suspicion that they were murdered. I just knew someone had poisoned our river.
So I did some reconnaissance. I walked upstream for days, and eventually I found men in white coats dumping strange liquids in the water.
"Stop!" I couldn't help but yell. They saw me, and they started running towards me. I ran like hell.
They might have scared me, but they were slow and new to the area. I knew I had an advantage, and I knew what had to be done.
After getting a closer look at their mangled corpses, I noticed the logo, "Cosmosoft"."
*walks away
by HillMugger February 20, 2013
by b January 15, 2005
A disgrace to the human kind, If alien life were to kidnap him god knows wot kind of jokes theyd make about our intelligence
by Sturmgeist July 15, 2003
"faggotus moronus" this odd looking creature tends to inbreed and has a very limited life span becuase it messes around with humans and some humans girlfriends. best time to spot this creature is to go to a paddock at night and u might find a chie or two raping a dead cat
by Sturmgeist July 16, 2003
by A friend of Gir April 25, 2003
by yaseen aka yasasin December 28, 2006