Why is it that 99% of the people who submit definitions to this site think we're interested in their made up 'sexual' words or terms? No one cares to hear about some fictitious sexual act you've never performed to begin with. 'chicken wings' have nothing to do with sex or masturbation. They are an extremely tasty and extremely common western food that can be found at pretty much any bar and grill out there, as well as being readily available in the frozen food section of your local supermarket.
Let's go to the tavern and get some chicken wings!
by Lament April 18, 2006
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(n.) (pronounced "chicken waaangs") a contagious disease
Nate: You best not sleep around or you'll get the chicken wings!
by McRobot December 11, 2008
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Something A black man cannot live without. In fact the phrase "Everything taste like chicken" most have come from a black male. They are typically greasy wings (if fried) high in everything like cholesterol, sodium etc.. in other words this sh** will block your arteries. Usually found in the hood. How would you know in your in the hood. I'm glad you asked! If you see a Chinese restaurant, a liquor store, a strip joint and a church all in the same block your definitely in the hood. Which at this point you will only have just a few minutes before you get jacked. Your only escape may be for you to act retarded and shit on your pants and you might get away unharmed but you can say goodbye to your jewelry wallet ect. Areas you will find, if need further assistance OpaLocka , liberty city ect.
Tyrone: yo i'm hungrier than a motha%@*^, nig** is got the muchies

Pookey head: Yo im riding to the store get me some chicken wings

Tyrone: yo grab me a 40 and a phillie

Pookey head: Aiight , peace im out !
by AL B July 04, 2006
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quasi-meal usually found in most chinese take out joints. they can come in a styrofoam lid with white or pork fried rice or served alone in a greasy paper in groups of four or five.
lend me fifty cents so that i can get some chicken wings.
by g-ring April 26, 2007
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When you have had multiple chances(3 or more) to score or get any type of action with someone of the opposite sex, yet being a pussy that you are, you backed out and went home to masturbate(see also pound the pudd). Congrats you loser, you've earned your chicken wings.
Gregg:"hey billy, did you finally bone sarah last night?"

Billy:"well, uhhh...i kinda got scared and went home."

Gregg:"you sorry son of a bitch, you probably got blue balls and had to pop one off alone."

Billy:"yea i had too"

Gregg:"you've got your chicken wings, now go on with the rest of your life as a faggot."

by AzNm0Nk3y January 09, 2006
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1.(v) An offensive/defensive move performed by bending ones arm and using the forearm to connect across the face or neck of an individual for the purpose of incapacitation. This move is normally used when to close to throw a punch.
I just saw a cop knock a drunk guy on his ass with a crossface chicken wing!
by St0rk July 24, 2006
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