can't walk and chew gum at the same time

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".

After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015

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its time to kickass and chew bubble gum im all out of gum

A phrase Duken Nukem says in the 1996 hit Duke Nukem 3d in the third episode of the game, Shrapnel city. Meaning that its time to kickass and chew bubblegum; but because theres no bubblegum left the ass kicking is going to be twice as hard.

its time to kickass and chew bubble gum im all out of gum

by ben best June 17, 2006

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How it feels to chew 5 gum

Feel how it chew gum to 5

Person E: How it feels to chew 5 gum

Person X: 5 how to feel it chew gum

Person Y: Feel it chew, how it 5

Person Z: How it chew to feel gum 5

by Chew how feel Gum it Five November 16, 2021

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walk and chew bubble gum

to fuck a girl doggy style and rub her clit at the same time

Girl: can you walk and chew bubble gum?
Guy: I like to think that i'm coordinated enough.
Girl: No dumbass i want you to fuck me doggy style and rub my clit.

by p0is0ndeath October 7, 2010

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