cheese toasty 

Awkward and demeaning method of referring to the heavenly piece of culinary art known as a grilled cheese sandwich.

1. Mark keeps referring to my beautiful grilled cheese sandwich as a cheese toasty and its feelings are starting to get hurt.

cheese toasty by Brian Cherbak January 26, 2009

cheese toasty 

Otherwise known as Toasted Cheese, or Grilled Cheese. Apparently from Illinois, a slightly awkward, and rather strange way to request a delightful cheese and toast sandwich. Evan Stogsdill is the reason for this definition.

Could I please have a cheese toasty and tomato soup?

cheese toasty by Caitlyn Brown March 12, 2008

Cheese toasty 

When you jizz in a fat chick's flaps and then later pull it apart like a grilled cheese.

Bro 1. " damn that girls super sized"
Bro 2. " just my type, Ima give her a cheese toasty when I'm done."

Cheese toasty by Wutwut December 16, 2017

Cheese Toasty 

When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.

Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cheese Toasty by CheeseToasty July 12, 2019

cheese toasty 

when the teacher is coming and you need to change what your doing

Jim: oh lookout cheese toasty

Poile: thanks man

cheese toasty by Dom Jenkins February 21, 2022

Cheese toasty 

Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.

Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”

Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”

Cheese toasty by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024

Knob Cheese Toasty 

The act of collecting 50 grams of curdled smegma from a group of unwashed males. Thes smegma is then placed between two slices of toast and then pressed together. The product is then chopped into triangles and consumed.

Damn thats one good muthafuckin knob cheese toasty.

Knob Cheese Toasty by pard0x November 12, 2009